Tom Scratch (EBOOK)
Tom Scratch (EBOOK)
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Love your cat?
Julia had the worst luck in men. It didn’t help that as a waitress in a small coastal town she encountered more fish than decent guys. Her last boyfriend, an edgy metal artist, turned out unfaithful.
A witch cursed Tom, turning him into an orange tom cat. Her sense of humor. He became a stray, moving along the coast from one seaside town to the next, avoiding any attachments. The last thing he needs is to end up at the vet as an unfixed stray!
If only there was a way to break the curse.
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1
Back when he was human, Tom Scratch would never have stooped to digging through a garbage dumpster for a meal. He didn't much like doing it as a cat either, but the salty richness of salmon was irresistible.
He landed on the lip of dumpster, nailing the landing like a gymnast. The tail did all the work. He didn't even extend his claws so he didn't make any noise scratching the metal.
In the street at the end of the alley a logging truck snorted, coughed and rolled on past the puddles dotting highway 101, before continuing southward through South Bend. On the other side of the highway a hill rose up, dark against the lightening sky. It'd be another clear hot day on highway 101.
The highway was Tom's corridor. An endless banquet of seafood spread up and down the coast. He sat, licked a paw and ran it across his face. Then he froze, staring at the offending orange-furred limb.
He wasn't a cat.
Not really.
But he often caught himself drifting, and doing things automatically like cleaning himself. It was embarrassing and frightening. As if his mind was being nibbled apart by mice.
Tom shuddered from his whiskered nose to the tip of his tail. Neither the cat or the man liked that image.
The rich salty smell of dilled salmon caught his attention. His mouth parted and he inhaled deeply. Saliva pooled in his mouth. He swallowed. Dumpster diving might not be the most dignified way of eating, but right now he didn't care. He hadn't eaten anything since Astoria.
A lot of houses, they'd give him a plate of scraps if he scratched at the door. Not most restaurants. Last thing they wanted was a stray cat coming in.
Tom eyed the dark plastic lid propped up against the salt-stained brick. It didn't look like it was going anywhere. In and out quick. That was the key. Go for the main target and get out.
It was dark in the dumpster but he could clearly see the shine from the black plastic garbage bags, each one knotted. Tom stretched out his paw and flexed, extending pale curved claws, each one sharp.
Like Wolverine, in a way. Tom sneezed. As if he had ever been a superhero to anyone. Even before that witch turned him into a cat.
Enough delay. His stomach rumbled. Time to eat.
He dropped lightly down on the top bag and crouched. He sniffed the bag. Through the plasticy smell of the bag he caught the richness of basil and oregano. Tomatoes and mushrooms. That wasn't the dill salmon, and he couldn't spend too much time in the dumpster. It wasn't safe.
The bags crinkled underneath his feet like body bags, as if he walked on a dumpster full of corpses. His guilty conscience, that was all. Nothing but trash bags filled with paper napkins, packaging and left over food. Maybe the odd broken dish.
He sniffed along the next. Salty raw oysters, turning bad. No thank you. He moved on to the third bag. A purr rumbled through his throat. This one. Right. Here.
Tom made a quiet noise deep in his throat. He extended his claws again and slashed across the plastic. It tore, caught on his claws. He yanked his paw free.
A river of rich dill and salmon odors poured from the rent. Tom stuck his head down at the tear and inhaled deeply. His tongue vibrated, making a clucking sound.
As soon as that started he stopped it. Someone might hear, and besides, he wasn't going to lose control like that.
Tom shoved his head into the tear, twisting back and forth until the plastic stretched and gave him access. He pulled at it with his claws, trying to widen his access. With his head in the hole he couldn't see, but he didn't need to see. His whiskers gave him a sense of the space, and the salmon smell was right there!
His tongue touched the fillet, cold but still good, covered in a creamy dill béchamel and cheese sauce. He lapped the sauce off the fish and then took small bites, savoring each.
Three bites and he could tell there was much more. Someone had thrown out at least half a large fillet! And it tasted wonderful. Amazing what people threw out.
The plastic around his head muffled sounds from outside, and amplified the noises he made eating. A satisfied rumbling echoed unbidden through his chest. Tom ignored it and kept eating.
Tiny flakes of fish stuck to his fur along with the dill and cheese sauce, but he could clean that off at his leisure after he finished. He shoved deeper into the bag to reach the last morsels.
A feast. That's why he loved these coastal towns. If he had to be a cat, this was the place to do it.
Something landed on him, shoving him down into the bags. He yowled with surprise, and twisted around, lashing out. His claws found only black plastic. He hissed and struck. Slashed at the material.
His head was stuck. Static electricity snapped and crawled along his fur.
Tom spat, clawed and finally wrenched his head from the hole he had made in the bag, but another bag was pressing down on him. It wasn't actually all that heavy but it pressed him down like a half-deflated water balloon. Where he'd struck at the bag vinegar squirted out as if he'd hit a vein.
He heard a loud bang above. A deep human voice chuckled, then said, "Fucking cats."
Tom froze. His ears were back but he raised them against the plastic, listening carefully. He could make out the sound of footsteps moving away.
Good enough. He crawled across the garbage until he could squirm his way out from under the bag the man had thrown on him. It was much darker in the dumpster, but he could see a thin line of daylight around the lid.
The asshole had closed it!
Tom jumped at the side of the dumpster, stretching up his front paws. By standing on the garbage bags he could reach that small gap. He forced one paw through the gap but there was nothing his claws could get purchase on. They scratched uselessly along the plastic top.
He missed thumbs.
The lid wasn't even that heavy, not for a person, but he didn't have any leverage. The dumpster wasn't full. If it was he might have a chance squeezing out between the garbage and the lid, but as it was he could barely reach the top.
Meanwhile his fur was tacky with dill and cheese sauce and flakes of salmon. Tom sat down and licked the fur on his right forepaw. When he'd first been changed that had grossed him out, but he was over that now. He just didn't like it when his body did those things without him thinking about it.
He couldn't slip away, forget that he'd once been a man. A professional gambler, right up until he'd crossed the wrong player. It wasn't like he had even cheated, he was just good.
It hadn't mattered to the witch.
Tom dragged his paw across his face, then licked it clean. The ritual calmed him. He continued to groom his fur. Sooner or later someone would come and open the lid. When they did he would jump out.
Easy.
Easy, so long as the garbage truck didn't come first.
Tom crouched, sniffing the bag. His stomach was comfortably full from the salmon, but if he'd learned anything as a cat it was to eat when he had the chance.
One advantage as a cat, things didn't stink. Most of the time, at least. As a human, if he'd been trapped in a dumpster like this, he would probably have found it pretty rank. Instead it was a delicious smorgasbord of culinary odors. Garlic, lemon and tartar sauce blending with pasta and marinara.
Tom's tongue came out, flicking dryly across his nose. He sneezed.
How long before someone came? What if it was the same man that had thrown the bag at him?
Sitting still didn't work for him. He needed to get out. Now. He hated feeling trapped.
Tom rose up onto his hind legs, bracing his front legs against the rusty metal walls that imprisoned him. His claws peeled off flakes as he dragged them down the rough surface.
"Rowwl! Rrrowwl! RRRoowwl!"
His cries echoed against the dumpster. He flattened his ears and breathed deep, for more volume.
"RRROOWWLL!"
From outside came a loud snorting, coughing sound, like that of a gigantic beast. It raised the fur along Tom's back and tail. He settled back on the trash bag, muscles tense and ready to strike if the lid opened.
Another loud cough and then an unmistakable squeal of brakes. There was some large truck or something right outside. The garbage truck?
Tom threw himself at the side of the dumpster. He raked his claws down the side to produce a shrill fingernails-on-chalkboard sound.
"RROOOWWLL! RROOOOOWWL!"
Electric motor noises sounded outside and grew louder. Something hit the dumpster hard, with a loud metallic banging noise, and he fell back from the side. It was the garbage truck. That noise was undoubtedly the mechanical arm about to lift the dumpster up and empty it into the back of the truck.